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It’s not about living another man’s life. It’s about seeing your own differently.
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Anonymous asked: its possible that the ladies are turned off by you constantly posting other girls, really attractive ones, on here. no girl probably thinks she can live up to your standards

There are very few girls I know from “real life” that know I even have a tumblr. And I have a much lower threshold for attractiveness than average from what I have found. 
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I like “clingy” people.

captainminimimi:

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 fucking minutes later. 

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wingtipsandbilliards: !!!!!!
When Harry met Sally is the best movie ever.

Watch it and love it to be my friend :)
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Anonymous asked: Lets see a picture!

I can’t get a good full length shot and it’s a whole body thing. My legs look awesome in these jeans :/
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Anonymous asked: Does your dream lady wear dresses often and her hair pinned up?

You hit the nail on the head :)
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